'12496 Illuminati Air Freshener

DON'T BLAME A CONSPIRACY, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOUR CAR IS SO STINKY
The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you’d let them control the odor in your car. This two-sided air freshener is 3 (7.6 cm) tall, decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.